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I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms. - Dylan Moran Quotes

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

Funny Irish Comedian

I'd never written a sitcom before. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I'd never written a sitcom before.

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.

Funny Irish Comedian

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

Drugs

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Funny Irish Comedian

DonÃ¢â¬â¢t clap IÃ¢â¬â¢m not a jazz band for ChristÃ¢â¬â¢s sake. - Dylan Moran Quotes

DonÃ¢â¬â¢t clap IÃ¢â¬â¢m not a jazz band for ChristÃ¢â¬â¢s sake.

People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name. - Dylan Moran Quotes

People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name.

Funny Irish Comedian Office

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

Funny Irish Comedian

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways. - Dylan Moran Quotes

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

Funny Irish Comedian

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran Quotes

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

Funny Instinct Irish Comedian

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. - Dylan Moran Quotes

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

Funny Irish Comedian Planning

The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices. - Dylan Moran Quotes

The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices.

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop - Dylan Moran Quotes

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.

You exaggerate your own reactions. - Dylan Moran Quotes

You exaggerate your own reactions.

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. - Dylan Moran Quotes

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

Character Funny Irish Comedian

I don't walk around knocking on doors and going to auditions and things generally. All the work I did was self-created. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I don't walk around knocking on doors and going to auditions and things generally. All the work I did was self-created.

Work

You look like a horse in a man costume - Dylan Moran Quotes

You look like a horse in a man costume

Man

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed todayÃ¢â¬Â¦ and there are other pressures. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed todayÃ¢â¬Â¦ and there are other pressures.

Man

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran Quotes

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

Smile

But I suppose I do have a strong fan-base. - Dylan Moran Quotes

But I suppose I do have a strong fan-base.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass. - Dylan Moran Quotes

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. - Dylan Moran Quotes

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

Books And Reading Funny Irish Comedian

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

Funny Irish Comedian

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy. - Dylan Moran Quotes

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

Funny Irish Comedian Joy

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

Funny Irish Comedian

I never thought, I want to do films. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I never thought, I want to do films.

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. - Dylan Moran Quotes

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

Funny Irish Comedian Truth

I don't really think of myself as an actor. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

Funny Irish Comedian

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads. - Dylan Moran Quotes

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

Funny Irish Comedian

But when you do a film, you have to be prepared to learn a whole different menu. - Dylan Moran Quotes

But when you do a film, you have to be prepared to learn a whole different menu.

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. - Dylan Moran Quotes

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

Funny Irish Comedian Jokes

I myself have been to book auctions. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I myself have been to book auctions.

Books And Reading

You're doing your own thing if you're doing stand-up, obviously, you are the show. - Dylan Moran Quotes

You're doing your own thing if you're doing stand-up, obviously, you are the show.

I also think it helps that Black Books has a fusty and careworn feel - it could be the 1950's, it could be the 1930s. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I also think it helps that Black Books has a fusty and careworn feel - it could be the 1950's, it could be the 1930s.

Books And Reading

I never look at the internet. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I never look at the internet.

Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.

Funny Irish Comedian

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

Funny Irish Comedian

Over the years The Stand have been great about giving me stage time if I need to run new material. The audience is always a great mix of attentive and loud and lively: you get that good listening quality that any good comedy club should have. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Over the years The Stand have been great about giving me stage time if I need to run new material. The audience is always a great mix of attentive and loud and lively: you get that good listening quality that any good comedy club should have.

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

Books And Reading Funny Irish Comedian

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

There was a time when I thought if I see Victoria Beckham's face any more I'm going t forget my 11 times tables because my brain is going to dislodge old information to accommodate the new. - Dylan Moran Quotes

There was a time when I thought if I see Victoria Beckham's face any more I'm going t forget my 11 times tables because my brain is going to dislodge old information to accommodate the new.

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

Funny Irish Comedian

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?' - Dylan Moran Quotes

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'

"I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder."

Peace

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today and there are other pressures. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today and there are other pressures.

Men

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

Jazz

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